"Public enemy nr 2" escaped from prison
SISKIS (LUKP), 17/06/318 || Rachel Goole has escaped from her heavily guarded prison near Siskis, it has emerged. According to trustworthy sources that confirm this information, Ms Goole's escape took place several weeks ago already and could only have been done with inside help: several alarm systems experienced an unscheduled maintenance checkup and various guards were not at their posts just at the moment that members of Ms Goole's criminal organisation known as the Murderers' Syndicate raided the prison building. The ministry of justice has not been willing to comment on the matter.
The Murderers' Syndicate was allegedly founded in the early 23th decade and was apparently used by the government of Kencari (as Bowdani was then still called) to control, suppress, or even eradicate political opponents. They weren't successful and the government's defeat lead to the change of constitution that forsaw the creation of Bowdani in 235. Some members of the Syndicate were arrested, but the organisation continued to exist under various leaderships, many of which obscure. Towards the 29th decade, the organisation was headed by Rachel Goole's father Richard Goole. It is said to have been instrumental in securing victory for the Warriors of the August Revolution (WAR) that effectively destroyed democratic Bowdani in 280; although WAR and their leader Ivan Rudilf were thwarted, subsequent presidents of Bowdani ruled the country in a more autocratic way. Richard Goole became known as "Public enemy nr 2", since Rudilf was "nr 1". Most members of the Murderer's Syndicate, including Richard Goole, were arrested after an attempt to kill president Andrew Urban in 289. Rachel Goole joined her father in 293 after a failed attempt to set him free.
Rachel Goole became the titular head of the organisation after her father's death in 311; she 'inherited' the title of "Public enemy nr 2", although there hasn't been a nr 1 for a long time. Rumours have it that she is a much more effective leader of the Syndicate than her father was and that she has been giving instructions from prison. The current size of the Murderer's Syndicate and their plans are unknown, but as it is certain that the organisation is extremely dangerous, citizens are advised to refrain from action themselves and to report any suspicious activity to the police. (THE SMALIK CHRONICLE)
New CCCP-MTP government headed by former university chancellor
COARNIGG (Coare), 14/06/318 || After almost six month since the early elections took place in the Coare Republic, the parties CCCP (Coare's Civil Connection Party) and MTP (Movement for Trade and Prosperity) have found a way to form a coalition government without the need for new elections. The agreement was in fact already signed in April, but since part of it was that the government ministers would be fully acceptable for both parties, finding and screening the right persons took longer than expected. The government consists entirely of new members (although the minister of housing, Eddie Lyon (MTP), was a second minister in a former Bowdani government) and will focus on a more coherent tax and public insurance system, an item on which both parties had to bend a lot to find each other, and a modernisation of the countries' infrastructure and army.
As agreed between the two new ruling parties, both party leaders, Mr Drew Stone of the CCCP and Dame Mildred Kerr of the MTP will not take place in the new government, which means that the new prime minister is someone different entirely. After tough negotiations, the parties settled on former chancellor of the Medical and Pharmaceutical University of Sarimiow (LUKP) Osbert Hindhalleigh. Hindhalleigh (born in 259 in Kensobes (Hikirk)) is an eye surgeon by profession but taught at the MPU of Sarimiow from 304 to 312, after which he was elected chancellor of that university. After the dissolution of Bowdani two years ago he chose to have the Coare nationality, which meant however that he had to give up his post at the MPU and move to the Coare Republic. In the last two years he had a practice in Coarnigg whilst being politically active. Hindhalleigh is officially non-partizan, although he leans towards the ideology of the CCCP.
Ministers on other key positions will be Agatha Libby-Kiljoy (foreign affairs), Urpa Beoryc (defense), Gcosar Laag (domestic affairs), Jessica Yeovilland (finance), Grahame Bosuorthy (justice), and Tiberius Kensall-Twyne (budget and trade). The new cabinet was approved by the First Chamber of the House of Coare this morning and subsequentely sworn in by the president, Sir Julius Whittington. (OBAT NO'MEOG)
Apthuwkists elect Carabine 318-319
WOSTSA (Bëltse), 13/05/318 || In a public ceremony that attracted a large crowd, Thuwkist monks elected their next religious leader yesterday, who will succeed the incumbent Carabine Optsinthar on the 1st of June. Like last year, the monks chose one of the less prominent monks, indicating (according to experts) that the conflict between proponents of ex-Carabine Thuabak II and those of the monk Rubwnar Thortsin hasn’t been solved yet (see Sky City Bumblebee nr. 14). Nevertheless, Optsinthar tried to emphasise spirituality and drive the monks away from engaging in internal politics during his one year term, and it is expected that the new Carabine will follow a similar policy.
The new Carabine is Pilkn Bossar, who will be known as Carabine Ildar IV. Although attached to one of the largest monasteries in Bëltse, the Rassere Huwure Khontsa (the Monastery of the Four Gods), he hasn’t played an important role there, and seemed to be mainly responsible for the chicken coop. (SORRE PWEDUM RREWOKN)
Well deserved break for our government ministers? (editorial)
SKY CITY (LUKP), 07/05/318 || “It has been noted by several of our fellow compatriots that some of our governing ministers have been absent lately. Although this may have raised concern among a few, the majority doesn’t seem to care, because, hey: the Grand Pensionary is still spotted on his way to work every day, and even then: don’t the people who rule our country deserve a break every once in a while too? With all the bank holidays this month, you can’t expect our ministers to stay at home and do nothing!
“Among those who are currently on holiday are the ministers of budget Dean Winterset, domestic affairs Mathilda Baskingham, education Alison Hirda, natural resources Clothilda Mannerpool, and public affairs Strävuss Iskenig. You probably all saw Education minister Alison Hirda’s cheerful post on her Telent account yesterday; she is enjoying a well deserved holiday in the Greater Malvadorias Union, if I’m not mistaken. Minister Winterset posted some beach pictures on his account, but didn’t want to share the exact location of his holiday (I can imagine that he wants to get away from it all, after everything through which our young country has gone, and doesn’t fancy bumping into reporters or something of the sort), and ministers Baskingham, Mannerpool, and Iskenig are allegedly visiting interesting and/or relaxing places as well, according to their respective ministries.
“So there you have it: holidays are good for one’s health, so if you have the opportunity to take one, don’t hesitate! And if you are afraid that our ministers have been kidnapped, you certainly need some time off, because your boss probably won’t like that kind of paranoia among his staff! As you know, our Cislendian coasts are very attractive this time of year.” (Tim Dawson, THE SMALIK CHRONICLE)
Prime Minister not concerned for WS safety after heavy explosion in Pearyt (LUKP)
TASKÄ (Western Shore), 17/04/318 || In an emergency session of the Westernshorian parliament, Prime Minister Kenneth Irving said that there is no need for alarm after a large explosion allegedly destroyed half of the city centre of Pearyt this morning. Pearyt is a city located on the western shore of Lake Pearyt in the Lectern of United Kencari Peoples not far from the Westernshorian border. News from the LUKP has however been scarse since the incident and the large columns of smoke that are visible from Westernshorian territory unsettled the population of the young republic.
The Prime Minister assured parliament however that there the safety of the Western Shore has not been compromised and that the LUKP authorities are keeping him apprised about the situation in Pearyt; currently they are investigating what exactly happened, but it is too early to draw a conclusion.
Speculations are running wild however: ever since the LUKP national army took control of the city of Fort Boare after rebellious Kencari threatened to declare Fort Boare province independent from the LUKP, there have been rumours of various minor and larger incidents all over the country that may or may not have been caused by Kencari rebels, but these don’t seem to be confirmed by LUKP news agencies.
he Prime Minister’s casual approach of this and other incidents is however just a façade, according to political analysts, who claim that there has been a recent increase of activity at the defense ministry and of SUECS interaction. (NŎT ĐAMI RIPABLIC SA)
Sky City Bumblebee editors arrested for tax fraud
SKY CITY (LUKP), 13/04/318 || This Friday couldn’t have been more the thirteenth for the editors of the Sky City Bumblebee, a minor newspaper covering events in former Bowdani nations excluding Tak and Flovaigne. Five minutes after chief editor Eric Haughabby and his staff entered their office, it was raided by the police who arrested the lot on grounds of tax evasion. A spokesperson of the LFCA (the LUKP Finance and Customs Authority) explained that the newspaper had put away large parts of its revenue on foreign bank accounts after falsely declaring them as applicable for tax exemption or deductible business expenses. The production of the newspaper has ceased with immediate effect. (THE SMALIK CHRONICLE)
LUKP army takes control of Fort Boare
FORT BOARE (LUKP), 16/02/318 || During the last week, the LUKP national army has taken control of the city of Fort Boare, expelling the militia that kept the city hall and the provincial parliament occupied for several weeks. Defense minister Hildegard Irvystone-Saggs declared the army’s victory yesterday evening, amid criticism that the Nucani rebels haven’t been defeated.
The government’s tone changed towards February, with the militia and other proponents of Nucani independence openly being called ‘Kencari rebels’, despite protests by Kencari nationals from other parts of the country, some of whom called the Kencari members of the government ‘traitors’ for allowing this discrimination against their people. In several cities Ingallish and pro-government buildings have been vandalised with paint and toiletpaper. On 8 February Grand Pensionary Stanley Winchester appeared on national television urging the population to remain calm. From that point on, media and government officials referred to the rebels as ‘Nucani rebels’, wich seemed to have done the trick.
The Nucani rebels continue however to fight against the national army and seem to have erected several bases throughout the province. It is unclear how they get their weapons, but according to a spokesperson of the defense ministry the rebels are far more heavily armed than expected. Some rightwing political commentors have suggested that a strong LUKP is not in the interest of certain foreign parties and that spies and agitators are trying to keep the country weak, such as Bowdani had been for more than fifteen years. (SKY CITY BUMBLEBEE)
Coare may vote again
COARNIGG (COARE), 09/02/318 || After more than two months since the early elections took place in the Coare Republic, the parties still haven’t managed to form any coalition government, and there is not much hope left that it will be possible with the current seat division. Rumours have it that several parties have started negotiating about the conditions of new elections to solve the current stalemate situation.
The largest party CCCP is thirteen seats away from a majority, but the only party that seems ideologically close, TBP, has stated that it won’t take part in any government following its heavy loss in December – and they don’t have enough seats to have such a coalition reach 65 anyway.
Acting prime minister Dame Mildred Kerr’s party MTP, which is currently second placed, tried to form a rightwing government, but although four parties were willing to participate (MTP, Bowdani Values, the Burovians, and the Party for an Orthodox Foundation), they ended up three seats short as Dr Greg Ford’s Cruisan Values Party refused to participate or to support such a coalition.
“The only thing that we haven’t really given much thought yet, is a grand coalition of CCCP and MTP, which would have 86 seats in the House”, Dame Kerr said yesterday, “but both Mr Stone, the leader of the CCCP, and I feel that there are too many differences between our parties to make such a coalition work. We would end up with the same sort of government that was in place until now and which wasn’t able to continue, due to which we are now in this situation”.
The final decision lies with the president, Sir Julius Whittington. If the parties agree on the fact that they don’t agree and propose new elections, the president can either accept this point of view and call early elections again, or he can refuse and ask the parties to continue negotiat-ing. In that case, there will be a time limit however: if no government agreement is concluded within a month after the president’s decision, the only thing he can do is call for new elections. (SKY CITY BUMBLEBEE)
LUKP Council of Peoples ratifies ITCV charter
SKY CITY (LUKP), 05/02/318 || The Council of Peoples, the parliament of the LUKP, has ratified the charter of the International Trade Council of Vexillium today, with the parties Direction Orthodoxy, Lectern for a Planned Future, Party for a Glorious History and Future, and the Union of Workers’ Interests voting against (252 of 663 members) voting against and Best Choice For You (28 members) abstaining. Grand Pensionary Stanley Winchester hailed the ratification as a new chapter in the economic history of Central Smalik.
Directly after he was elected Grand Pensionary last May, Winchester announced his intention to have the LUKP apply for ITCV membership. In the last couple of months the government has initiated radical economic reforms in order to make the LUKP’s economy viable again, after successive Bowdani governments all but destroyed what was once one of the planet’s strongest economies.
Together with the ratification of the ITCV charter, the Council of Peoples approved government plans to gradually reduce monetary tarrifs on the importation of goods from ITCV member states for which this doesn’t apply already. Apart from this, the ministry of economic affairs announced a complete review of the monetary import tarrifs for ITCV non-members. This has caused some alarm in neighbouring nations, including the SUECS countries, who fear that trade with the LUKP may be subject to more unfavorable regulation.
In the upcoming months, the Council of Peoples is expected to vote on the initiation of subsidy reduction on products, although minister of economic affairs Bola Cibih said that negotiations with ITCV are still in progress about the possibility to keep some subsidies in place for now, as a transitional measure. The LUKP laws regarding the protection of intellectual property are mostly in alignment already with ITCV requirements, whereas the freedom of transportation requirement that applies to some ITCV member states already, will be extended to all of them.
The small state of Vaara in the meantime is preparing ITCV membership as well, although its government stated that it would only do so if one of its neighbours applied as well, fearing that it would be too small to benefit from the organisation.
ITCV membership of the LUKP and Vaara will have to be approved by a majority of the Trade Council of the ITCV. These countries joining may however be a small boost for the ITCV that saw several member states leave in the past few years. (SKY CITY BUMBLEBEE)
Three dead in explosion Nucani
FORT BOARE (LUKP), 19/10/316 || An explosion in the town of Fort Boare (Nucani, LUKP) has killed three people and injured several more, local reporters say. The explosion took place in a restaurant known as a popular meeting place for the Kencari community, which has immediately pointed fingers to local Ingallish extremists. The police are doing their investigations and haven’t been willing to comment on the matter yet.
According to unofficial figures, only 13% of the Fort Boare population is registered as Ingallish, whereas 71% is of Kencari origin. Acting Grand Pensionary Duncan Fairweather has called for an immediate stop of ethnically motivated violence. The major of Fort Boare, Rass Bbaugust, said that the government should take more action to prevent the country from succumbing into civil unrest. (SKY CITY BUMBLEBEE)
Coare Republic asks for recognition, UNV membership
COARNIGG (Coare), 19/10/316 || The first former Bowdani non-monarchy with an (acting) government up and running, the acting minister of foreign affairs of the Coare Republic Mr Meocyn Peec has spoken out to the world, asking other nations to recognise his country and announcing that his country formally applied for membership of the United Nations of Vexillium.
The Coare Republic is located in the far north-west of former Bowdani, bordering Caboteniasa to the north and Tak to the east, with an ‘I must say splendid!’ (according to the minister) view on the Cislendian Ocean in the west. The Coare Republic wants to present itself as a neutral partner, a safe alternative in case other countries on Smalik aren’t able to answer demands or fulfill expectations. It is calling on foreign investors to come to Coare and benefit from ‘very lucrative tax rules’ that it intends to put in place.
Earlier, acting prime minister Dame Mildred Kerr told the press that parliamentary elections will be hold on 10 and 17 December. ‘It is of utmost importance that we get a legally elected government to run this country’, she said. ‘The members of the House of Coare shall be elected on 10 and 17 December; the election of the 129 members of the First Chamber will take place on 10 December, the election of the 51 members of the Second Chamber on 17 December.’
The president will be elected by the House of Coare somewhere in February 317, but a date for that hasn’t been set yet. ‘First things first; it is essential that the people of this Republic have themselves represented as quickly as possible.’ (SKY CITY BUMBLEBEE)
Acting Grand Pensionary composes government
SKY CITY (LUKP), 18/10/316 || After the dissolution of the Republic of Bow-dani, acting Grand Pensionary Duncan Fairweather of the Lectern of United Kencari Peoples (LUKP) has composed a government that is almost exactly the same as the last government of Bowdani apart from one major difference: the minister of foreign affairs. Eleanor Carlisle, the previous foreign affairs minister and now a citizen of the Coare Repu-blic, was replaced by Kaddör Beess, the former mayor of Ecboven (Twobridges), who is of Kencari origin and as such a first important step in a more equal division of power over the nation’s peoples.
One of the first actions of the new government will be to call for general elections. The new parliament, the Council of Peoples will have to confirm the administrative division of the LUKP, after which elections can be hold there; only then the provincial Electors can be appointed who will elect the first Grand Pensionary. ‘There is a lot on the agenda, but with patience and diligence we will accomplish all those tasks’, AGP Fairweather said after he presented his government.
Opposition parties and groups criticised the new (acting) government, claiming that the fact that only one member had to be replaced because she now has a different citizenship than the remaining members of the government, shows how unjustly Bowdani was ruled. ‘Only one minister ended up as a citizen of one of the other new countries; and to the acting government this appears to be no sign at all that perhaps there is something wrong with them to begin with! At least half the government should have been replaced!’ according to Hok Ceren, leader of the Kencari Movement of Citizens; according to them, one Kencari minister in an overall Ingallish cabinet is far from enough.
In several larger cities protests have been organised by Ingallish groups who fear that the power shift may cause them to become second rate citizens in their own country. In the city of South Watch these protests have been the strongest; houses and businesses of non-Ingallish citizens were targeted and in some cases severe damage has been reported. The acting government has expressed their intention to send an investigator. (SKY CITY BUMBLEBEE)
‘Train schedule schould resume’
COARNIGG (Coare), 17/10/316 || Acting foreign affairs minister of the Coare Republic Mr Meocyn Peec asked the acting government of the Lectern of United Kencari Peoples to resume the railway schedule between Zastrey (LUKP) and Coarnigg; since 16 October, the line was suspended for unknown reasons.
‘Although we are now talking about an international railway line and the exact agreement between our countries has yet to be determined, it was arranged before the dissolution of Bowdani that this wouldn’t affect transport connections for the time being; we have to maintain a certain normality in these complex times’, the minister said.
A spokesman of the LUKP ministry of transport replied that it hasn’t been specified how long a period “for the time being” should be. ‘The LUKP’s priority is to establish the new borders. This period is of course transitional, but we want to avoid that it is used by criminals to intensify their smuggling activities. As long as it isn’t clear what the new countries’ new external connections will be, we will proceed with caution.’
Minister Peec replied that is government will register a complaint with the LUKP authorities. (SKY CITY BUMBLEBEE)
Last day of the Republic of Bowdani
SKY CITY (LUKP), 15/10/316 || During a sober ceremony that attracted a lot of attention from the national and international press nevertheless, and in the presence of numerous (still) Bowdani officials as well as the minister of foreign affairs of the Free States of Tak, acting president Duncan Fairweather, appointed after former president Sir David Leah stepped down earlier this year, signed a small pile of official documents and thus handed over the authority over parts of the Bowdani territory to the newly established Kingdom of Bëltse, the Coare Republic, the Republic of Flovaigne, the Duchy of Gen, and the state of Vaara, effective tomorrow, 16 October 316. The president also signed the document by which the Republic of Bowdani retroactively recognised the secession of the Free States of Tak, an important step in the international diplomatic recognition of that country.
Although the ceremony signals the end of the Republic of Bowdani, numerous issues have yet to be resolved, such as the dismantling and transfer to the successor states of the Bowdani armed forces. What remains of Bowdani will be continuing as the Lectern of the United Kencari Peoples (LUKP), named after the most prominent minority peoples in the western part of the country. The most prominent public office in the LUKP will be the Grand Pensionary. Until the first Grand Pensionary can be elected, Duncan Fairweather will assume the office in an interim capacity, heading a provisional government.
The proposed government system of the LUKP provides a substantial increase of power for the Kencari and Pocari peoples, who under Bowdani rule played a subordinated role under the Ingallish elite. Not everybody is happy with these changes though and especially in the larger cities Ingallish opposition to the new situation is strong. According to the acting president however, "what these countries need is time: time to adjust to the new situations, time to forge new friendships, time to find our separate ways together".
In the Coare Republic and the state of Vaara provisional governments will start working tomorrow as well, whereas the new King of Bëltse, Krethn III Terirn-Ëkmol (descendant of the family that ruled the Bullocks more than thousand years ago; the last ruler Hahnts V betrayed his own people and sold them out to the Kencari in 643 BP), and the Duke of Gen, Tober-Bas Aag, will appoint governments first thing tomorrow. Although representatives of each new nation expressed their intention to give their respective peoples a great say in the government system, it is feared that the king of Bëltse may be less willing to cooperate with others than himself.
The people of Bowdani in the meantime are both exited and anxious, unsure of what this new chapter in the history of Smalik will bring.